i honestly know who this poem is directed at and i write it with conviction and ease


part of your philosophy of life is that you don't want any drugs or any drunk
you are nihilistic daily but you still care about the environment somehow
your worldview is that gmailchat, tao lin, and vegans are
the best
your belief system is that tonight you are going to be bored
you are an asshole to other people because of the human condition,
existentialism, and your high IQ
you would rather punch someone in the face and kill them than have them think you might be
overcome with happiness
your greatest accomplishment in life is keeping a calm face when you are nervous